American Top 40
      by
      Ross M. Miller
      Miller Risk Advisors
      www.millerrisk.com
      April 14, 2008
      Finance has long recognized the monetization potential
      of a good pop song. Back in 1997, the Thin White Duke got the
      securitization ball rolling with his Bowie bonds and it is only a matter
      of time until a fully mature market for songs emerges.
      Integral to a song's value is how long it persists in
      the public imagination. Most songs come and go, leaving little impression
      on anyone. Some rare songs, however, become part of the country's
      collective unconsciousness. There is a lot of money to be had if one can
      tell one from the other in advance.
      Casey Kasem's "American Top 40" program
      provides some useful insight into what happens to hit songs. The shows
      that Casey aired over a syndicated radio network during the 1970s and
      1980s are currently being rerun commercial-free on XM radio. The '70s
      station (XM Channel 7) airs the '70s shows on noon Saturday with a
      Wednesday night repeat and the '80s station (XM Channel 8) airs the '80s
      show on noon Sunday with a Thursday night repeat. All of the Top 40 tunes
      are played; albeit often with truncated endings and sometimes with entire
      verses excised to meet the original airtime constraints. The songs are
      taken directly from the Billboard Pop charts and are a mixture of Rock,
      R&B, Country, Easy Listening, and the occasional novelty tune. To make
      the charts back then a song had to be released a single. As a result, many
      significant album cuts are notably absence, so the '70s songs are more
      representative of what was playing on AM radio rather than what was on FM
      radio.
      Over time, Casey developed a winning formula for his
      show. From the beginning, the show was designed to appeal to statistics
      geeks. Every show features a few weird statistical facts about songs, such
      as, which color appears most often in the titles of Top 40 songs. To keep
      listeners tuned in, trivia question are posed and the not answered until a
      few songs (and commercials) later. Other teasers included obscure factoids
      about artists, composers, producers, and songs. To add a more human angle
      to the show, in 1978 long-distance dedications were introduced.
      Eventually, a particularly pathetic story was the only way that anyone
      could get his or her dedication aired. Simply meeting Jill at a bar in
      Hoboken, losing her phone number, and wrangling Casey into hooking the two
      of you up would only work if Jill was quadriplegic, dying of the TV-movie
      disease-of-the-week, or being held hostage by terrorists. Something that
      might be "touching" when done just once or twice turns into
      self-parody over the years. Of course, considering many of the sappy tunes
      that dominated the charts, it is likely that Casey's audience took these
      dedications to heart rather than recognize their descent into absurdity.
      (An aside: I do not ever remember hearing any of these programs when they
      were originally broadcast because I did not listen to the type of radio
      stations that would have broadcast Casey back then.) Sentimentality
      notwithstanding, Casey is class act and a talented broadcaster who reminds
      me of his fellow member of the Radio Hall of Fame, Vin Scully, even if his
      taste and sense of music import often seems misguided in retrospect.
      The interesting thing about hearing an entire Top 40 is
      hearing songs for the first time after they fell off the charts (yes, I'm
      showing my age here). This kind of reminiscence is not possible by simply
      looking at the old charts because if a song if sufficiently obscure one
      cannot recall it from its title and artist alone. It is easy to get the
      name of a song or even its artist wrong. For example, I always thought
      that
      "You're My Best Friend" from the '70s was a Partridge Family
      song, when it is actually a Queen song that severely rips off the poor
      Partridges down to Shirley Jones's Wurlitzer stylings.
      Without benefit of scientific analysis it appears clear
      that songs that originally ranked higher on the charts have better staying
      power. It is difficult to a Number 1 song to entirely vanish from the
      culture—one Clear Channel station or another will keep it alive. Songs
      featured in movies or commercials, either contemporaneous with their
      hitting the charts or at some later date, also stand a good chance of
      sticking the in our neurons. Still, that leaves many songs that hit the
      charts, especially at the low end, and are never heard from again.
      Some of the obscure Top 40 songs are from one-hit
      semi-wonders—artists who got a song on the charts, but not high enough
      to gain national attention, and then never charted again. Such songs are
      often the nuggets that are buried in old American Top 40 shows. One
      example, a song that I never heard until a recent airing of American Top
      40, is Dean Friedman's song, "Ariel." This catchy song made it
      to #26 on the charts in 1977. Dean Friedman is a New Jersey contemporary
      of mine and apparently his song about a New Jersey "hippie
      chick" became a sensation in the New York metropolitan area back in
      the day and was a bigger deal than its national chart position would
      indicate. I was in Boston at the time and so I missed all the fuss as well
      as the song itself. Friedman appears to be big in the UK and seems like a
      really nice fellow, so I thank Casey and XM for bringing him to my belated
      attention.
      Unfortunately, the Dean Friedmans of the world are
      responsible for a tiny minority of the lost songs of the Top 40. Many of
      these ignored or forgotten tunes are from established groups and these
      songs languished on the charts because the only thing that they had going
      for them was that a "brand name" recorded them. These turkeys
      would have never seen the charts if recorded by anyone without big
      promotion bucks behind them. Such songs are so completely forgotten that
      despite being turned into singles there are omitted from greatest hits
      collections until desperation sets in when it comes time to release Volume
      III.
      There are great songs such as Queen's "Don't Stop
      Me Now" (too risqué to be a Partridge rip-off) that were not fully
      appreciated upon release, but like this belated Queen hit, most of those
      songs never even made the American Top 40. Many wonderful groups from
      outside the U.S. have great difficulty making the singles charts despite
      posting respectable album sales and making it to heavy rotation on the
      Clear Channel stations and supermarkets across the country. Squeeze, for
      example, had only two Top 40 U.S. hits. Neither of them was
      "Tempted," which topped out at #49. Roxy Music and its front man
      Brian Ferry similarly had limited U.S. chart success even though
      "Avalon," "More Than This," and "Slave to
      Love," (among others) live on an as adult contemporary standards.
      While some Top 40 songs from the 1970s are shockingly
      vapid; however, the delightfully cheesy songs that the decade is known for
      are in the distinct minority. Numerous bizarre gems, such as T. Rex's
      "Bang a Gong" and Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side,"
      somehow managed to sneak on the list during that decade. Except for when
      disco totally dominated the charts late in the decade, the '70s charts
      frequently have pleasant surprises tucked in them.
      While most Kasem rebroadcasts are overflowing with
      trashiness, the Top 40 contained many high-quality songs for a short time
      around 1983 and 1984. That was back when MTV was getting started and
      actually played music videos. Because of a scarcity of suitable content,
      "experimental" could get on the air. The surrealistic cow video
      of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) propelled that Eurythmics' song,
      which sounds as good today as when it came out in 1983, topped the charts
      back then. MTV's brief burst of high-quality music ended when it the cable
      channel discovered that it could use videos to promote movies and those
      stealth commercials displaced crowded out the innovative videos, which
      were shipped off to the "120 Minutes" if they were lucky.
      As music began increasingly fragmented during the 1990s,
      the Top 40 became utterly meaningless and the mainstream recording
      industry would soon follow. Next time, I'll revisit the world of Internet
      radio and look at what that nascent media is doing right in the form of
      Radio Paradise.
      
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