Adventures in Retailing Part V:
      Office Superstores
      by
      Ross M. Miller
      Miller Risk Advisors
      www.millerrisk.com
      April 25, 2005
      Staples was present at the creation of the "big
      box" store concept and I was not far behind. I distinctly remember
      when the original Staples store opened in 1986 on Soldiers Field Road in
      the Brighton neighborhood of Boston just down the road from my office at
      Boston University and I dropped in to scope the place out during the first
      week they were open. The founders of Staples came from the supermarket
      industry and Staples started out like a supermarket warehouse store of
      stationery and random business supplies. If memory serves me as well as I
      would like it to, Staples sales receipts used to indicate the "Amount
      Saved" relative to theoretical retail prices at the bottom.
      That first store is still there and I prefer it to the
      typical Staples store. It was (and still is) huge with a great selection.
      Back in the 1980s the prices were lower across the board than those in
      Harvard Square or at Boston University's bookstore/vertical mall. The
      store sported a large parking lot that rarely had more than half a dozen
      cars when I visited it. A gas station sat in middle of the parking lot and
      it was flanked by a liquor superstore. Liquor superstores may be peculiar
      to places like Boston and New Jersey, but office superstores have caught
      on with a vengeance. As Staples prospered, however, its new stores become
      smaller, its prices rose, and it has sprouted nominal competitors.
      I will focus on Staples and OfficeMax because they are
      the office superstores that I frequent. I have visited an Office Depot or
      two in my time while on business trips—they cultivate a Home Depot with
      office supplies look—but I really have nothing much to say about them.
      Actually, all three chains are remarkably similar and not
      well-differentiated to the typical consumer. Still, Staples is the one
      that knows what it is doing and OfficeMax appears to be floundering along
      aimlessly.
      OfficeMax shares the Wal-Mart philosophy of not
      renovating their stores, but what seems tacky at Wal-Mart comes off as
      almost charming at OfficeMax. (Because these columns are not vetted by
      legal counsel, I will not carry the comparison beyond this. Suffice it to
      say that the merest adverse mention in one of my commentaries can presage
      criminal indictments or SEC investigations on unrelated matters.) Local
      stationery stores tend toward the dilapidated, so the vintage OfficeMax
      stores seem more authentic than the neater, more Target-like, Staples
      stores. Office superstores may not be perfect, but I find that either at
      home or on the road it has become vastly easier to stay stocked with all
      manner of office-related supplies than it was in the "good old
      days." This is progress.
      None of the office superstores appears to have
      particularly high customer satisfaction—a casual Googling will uncover
      horror stores involving all three major chains. Most of this bitching
      stems from unreasonable expectations. People believe that the sales
      personnel should know what they are talking about or that rebate terms
      should always be honored. I expect very little from any of these stores. I
      am never disappointed and can be pleasantly surprised.
      The basic difference between my two local chains is that
      Staples has marginally higher quality goods at marginally higher prices
      and OfficeMax has better clearance sales items. (One of my local OfficeMax
      stores has had its "Largest Clearance Sale Ever" sign up for the
      last year and every few months I get a coupon from OfficeMax offering an
      extra 10% off clearance items. I am a member or both stores loyalty
      programs and OfficeMax offers better freebies.) The Staples clearance
      items are more of an afterthought. Indeed, one way to game the system at
      Staples is on those rare occasions where a reasonably big-ticket item goes
      into clearance mode and sells out right away, you can often find other
      Staples stores that have not bothered to reticket the item with the
      clearance price, yet still have the sale price in their computers. State
      item-pricing laws do not change the reality that the price is whatever the
      computer says the price is.
      One of these days, after a few million more of my
      neurons have dimmed out, I think I will take my students on a tour of the
      OfficeMax clearance area. It is a case study in bad product ideas. For
      example, you might think that if you made a pencil good enough, then
      people would gladly pay $1 for one and $3 for a package of three pencils
      with a bonus "free" eraser. Back in the heady days of 1999, that
      is what German pencil maker Faber-Castell thought when they invented the
      Grip 2001 pencil and Business Week named the pencil one of its Best
      Products of 2000. The company was so proud of this marvel of pencil
      science that they ever created a 12-meter
      version. OfficeMax must have discovered that their typical customer
      had more sense than to spend $1 on a triangular pencil with black dimples
      and a crummy eraser and now I have a bunch that I got for $2.80/dozen,
      which is still more than the reliable Ticonderoga. Speaking of
      Ticonderogas, somewhere I have a dozen of the jet-black millennium edition
      of that pencil, also courtesy of the clearance area.
      My pen collection is more sizeable than my pencil
      collection because I actually use pens on a daily basis. Every formula in
      every book or article that I have ever published (along with the handful
      of pitifully unpublished ones) started out being scrawled with a pen.
      Fortunately, during their salad days of industrial domination, the
      Japanese mastered the design of affordable pens. Over time, I have bounced
      back and forth between Pilot and Uniball pens and my current favorite is
      the Uniball Vision Elite. It is really smooth and does not leak even at
      low cabin pressure. It is not in the clearance area now and I doubt that
      it ever will be. I am also a big fan of Cross porous point pens, but one
      has to be much more careful of them and they have a tendency to dry out
      even when tightly capped.
      While writers and assorted scribblers have an almost
      fetish-like attraction to pens (didn't Freud say that sometimes a pen is…oh,
      never mind), the old stationery stores have two big advantages when it
      comes to pens. First, because they stock pens that are not blister-packed,
      one can try new pens out in the store. Second, stationery stores tend to
      carry exotic pens that either take months to show up at the chains and
      sometimes never reach them at all. In days past, I discovered some of my
      favorite pens at the Caltech bookstore (geek central in Southern
      California) and Waldeck's in San Francisco. Manhattan still has a number
      of good haunts for penophiles, including Kroll across from Citigroupland
      and Lincoln Stationers across from Lincoln Center. Of course, Staples has
      colonized a good chunk of that island with a variety of smaller stores.
      Fortunately, the two types of stores seem able to coexist peaceably.
      While OfficeMax is perpetually doomed (anti-trust laws
      kept Staples and Office Depot from divvying it up some time back and then
      it merged with Boise Cascade to keep the game going), the office
      superstore concept looks like it can stick around for some time. Although
      Wal-Mart did serious damage to Toys 'R Us, neither it nor does Sam's Club
      seem to understand the office supplies business because they are unable to
      get into the obsessive-compulsive mindset. That said, both stores can
      certainly do some real damage by nibbling away at select items, especially
      ink and toner for the more popular printers, which are big profit centers
      for the superstores. Target does a bit better, at least its stationery
      section is neatly organized, but other than the Peter Graves stuff its
      offerings are mundane. (Target does, however, seem to understand the
      clearance concept—it liberally sprinkles clearance items around the
      periphery of the store.) While Amazon.com provides online office supplies,
      they could have trouble competing with the aggressive couponing campaigns
      of the three majors.
      The big thing missing from the office superstores is
      coffee. Sure, you can buy coffeemakers and bags of Starbucks coffee at
      Staples, but an embedded coffeehouse, like those at the big bookstores and
      some Targets, could help stimulate traffic. The SOHO types who frequent
      office superstores make a natural community and coffee would fit nicely
      into the concept. And the coffee smell would mask the toxic fumes coming
      from the copier area. Indeed, given that none of the superstores excel in
      making anything more than the most rudimentary copies (a month does not
      pass when I do not get a $10 coupon from Staples trying to bribe me to use
      their copy center), converting the copy area into a coffeehouse would
      improve the olfactory ambiance considerably.
      Next up, I debut my first Financial
      Engineering News piece, "Be Careful What You Model,"
      which is a look at the Cox-Ross approach to derivatives valuation. (Don't
      worry, my next FEN piece, which appears in early July, will be a
      "review" of a science-fiction movie about a future in which
      everyone is securitized. Seriously.) Another adventure in retailing is on
      its way this summer just as soon as I make it back to the new Wal-Mart
      Supercenter.
      
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